My lifes melodies: Archive

Anonymous asked: What is your new years resolution/s?

Dec 30th

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sexandwhiteliess asked: dna rewlpy ion myu ask boox okay.

but ojmg you hyfave no idea how much karlos hacs messagted me tohnigyht ugh.
ANDN I DEKETE THME AKLL AND HE KEPES WRINTNG THEN

Dec 30th

sexandwhiteliess asked: woy are dgfreys?

Dec 30th

sexandwhiteliess asked: neiyther do i ufh:x

my dreys!~~

Dec 30th

sexandwhiteliess asked: LIOOVE NE BABAY
U KNO WYOU DO
ONG CALL ME KATER OKSY?~

Dec 30th

playingthefallout asked: i might just watch TVD all night
:D:D::D

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sexandwhiteliess asked: ON FUCUJ OYU OMG
ITS NIOT MY BORTCHDAY

4 HOURS 2 HO~*~*~&~~~

Dec 30th

undeuxtroisbangbang-deactivated asked: Someone asked for a link for 3 guys 1 hammer.
Well...that's just crazy :|
That video is mentally scarring.

Dec 30th

sexandwhiteliess asked: ha[py biytrhday bbvy <#333#3

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Anonymous asked: could you post the link for 3 guys and a hammer?

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ambers-dailyplanet-deactivated2 asked: DANNNN.
HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE !!! :D

TVD FTW. n_n

Dec 30th

playingthefallout asked: true that
EH WHATEVER
ITS ONLY NEW YEARS

Dec 30th

Watch

Dec 30th

gorgeousdarkness asked: Have an awesome New Year's Eve, Dan (:
xo

Dec 30th

playingthefallout asked: i wanna go out toooooooooo
i dont know where though
wanna go city so bad

Dec 30th

nitutilacrees asked: LOL
you'll probably get freaked out and run...after saying hi XD.
I'll go!!...maybe..>.< i'm trying
but by the time i go to Australia you'll be in the U.S! D:

you're gonna make me go around the world just so I can say that to you =P

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playingthefallout asked: lululul i know
im not even going out tonight
ugh suh depressing

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kickasstowski-deactivated201110 asked: I couldn't help but notice your flooding questions on my dash. And it got me curious, the whole 3guys1hammer shit.
SO, I looked it up and finally found the link to the video, BUT I'M SCARED. O_O
Should I just exit out of it now? o:

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Anonymous asked: how old is your boyfriend?

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playingthefallout asked: HAPPY NEW YEAR DAN :3
hopefully we shall meet at le tumblr meet up next year

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the-cookie-is-a-lie asked: I think it was one of the funniest :3

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Anonymous asked: What part of America?

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Anonymous asked: ARE YOU GOING TO ELOPE WITH PHILIP!?

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the-cookie-is-a-lie asked: Don't forget 2 chicks 1 cup :3

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shellgames- asked: What part of America are you moving to?

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nitutilacrees asked: When i go to Australia I'm gonna look for you and tell you:
"=O Are you Dan from Tumblr?"
and you'll die right there...just kidding!
Don't die D: just say hi :3

Dec 30th

pr0stitutionwhore--deactivated2 asked: dfngvjtg i cant believe i just read that. hahahah, that's horrible.

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j33zy-deactivated20110924 asked: and you sat there watching the whole video why

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Anonymous asked: What happens in 1 man 1 jar?

Dec 30th

undeuxtroisbangbang-deactivated asked: 3 men and a hammer is absolutely vile :/
As is 1 man 1 jar.
2 kids in a sandbox is just messed up.
1 man 2 needles, or something like that kinda makes your balls hurt.
Yeah..just thought I'd join the conversation...
Kinda rude of me, my bad.

Dec 30th

Anonymous asked: So after I saw the names of these videos you're talking about, I decided to try looking up reactions too. The reaction to 2 guys and a Horse... I pissed myself laughing. Which of all those videos is the most disgusting would you say?

Dec 30th

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Anonymous asked: Just getting fucked. It's pretty boring to watch, but it's funny, to me, to know that he died later. Like, he'll always be remembered as the dude who died after getting fucked by a horse lol. His mother must have been so proud.

Dec 30th

Anonymous asked: Mr. Hands was the dude who got fucked by a horse and then died later because the horsecock fucked up his internal organs.

...lol.

Dec 30th

Anonymous asked: you watch porn?

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Anonymous asked: ...I wasn't the same anon as before >.>

But Kids in a Sandbox was creepy, I mean, how would that even feel good? And hetporn, ew. I got caught watching one man one jar at school once >////<
Two men one horse? What is that? I've seen Mr. Hands, but...

they don't do anything mean to the horse, do they? ._.

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Anonymous asked: your "caterday" one

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Anonymous asked: three men one hammer?! That's mah favorite movie!

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Anonymous asked: when are you going to make another video, the other one was SO cute?

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Anonymous asked: It will be diarrhea, because you're worth it :-)

Dec 30th

-dieyoungandstaypretty-deactiva asked: Australia > Anywhere.

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Anonymous asked: but baby i love you enough to poop on your head
i will make it extra smelly :o)

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Anonymous asked: I am going to pick up my butt, put put it on your head, and poop on it.

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Anonymous asked: PLEASE DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME...
but what language do people speak in Australia?

Dec 30th

Anonymous asked: Ima pick up my butt and ima drop a deuce on your fuckin head

Dec 30th

davvify asked: whoooo got you into assassin's creed though? WHOoooooooOOooo? ;3

Dec 30th

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badwolfone-deactivated20110604- asked: i'm scrolling through my dash and i see assassin's creed. i did not know dan plays assassin's creed. dan is now 123456543456543965898374 times cooler. <3

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